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Just had a knock on the door and it was two ChemLawn guys. I cut them off immediately and said no and please stay away from me with your evil chemicals, and I want off your fucking mailing list, and I can't walk in my own neighborhood because the smell of those chemicals on every other yard makes me and my kids choke, GOODBYE.

I really should have a speech prepared in case that ever happens again.

He said...

They actually are pretty safe.

...

I said--NO, they're not.

And anyway, WTF? Sorry, not to beat on the messenger, but go be a messenger for someone other than satan and I'll treat you better.

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December 2010

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