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[valancystirling]

So today is like, shoe day for me. TWO pairs of shoes in one day. TJ Maxx had a pair of black suede Converse All Stars with pink accents, and I had to have them. That'll be almost the end of my allowance. Yay for zero self-control and CUTE shoes. That I can wear with half my wardrobe. So they're highly practical.

I haven't actually vomitted since I was 19, but I've come so close the past couple of days. Last night at work I had a chocolate mint cookie and almost totally lost my lunch. And this morning I had some overly sweet yogurt and practically gagged on it. This could be the best diet ever. What if I start totally rejecting sugar?! That would be so SO cool.

I've gotten lots done today.

I took some stuff to Salvation Army to donate, and the guy taking my stuff shocked the hell out of me by immediately hitting on me. WTF? Our exchange went something like this:

Him: I just moved here from NJ and am getting to know the area. (Note that I wasn't even totally out of my car yet, this is his introduction.)

Me: Cool.

Him: What's your name?

Me: (holds up left hand)

Him: Your name is marriage?

Me: To you it is.

Him: You're really gorgeous, you know that?

Me: Thanks.

Him (spies tiara in my car--don't ask): Are you a princess?

Me: Maybe I used to be...

Him: You still could be...

Me: Okay bye.

This wedding ring is so useful. Like, I don't even have to lie anymore.

Comments

[albadore.livejournal.com]

See? One ringy, dingy!!!

[valancystirling.livejournal.com]

Apparently he thought I was there to donate myself.

[albadore.livejournal.com]

hehehe...

[firemaiden74.livejournal.com]

hahaha yea,i do that alot to deter boys.

it doesn't ALWAYS work..but it deffinately helps.

[goregoregalore.livejournal.com]

Even though creepy guys are, well, creepy, it's still nice to know that I'm still somewhat attractive, but it's fun to rub it in their face too.
"Yeah, I'm hot AND MARRIED!"

Wow...

[marelis.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't even tell him your name?! You just flashed your hand?

That's cold...but funny. What if he really was just trying to be polite?!

Re: Wow...

[valancystirling.livejournal.com]

I was in a hurry, and I've been through this a million times before, enough to know that if you tell them your name you're going to be stuck there a while.

And I was nice and jokey about it, but not interested.

[cealdrach.livejournal.com]

I thought I was being charming. =(

[lush-ious.livejournal.com]

now that's bold.

[valancystirling.livejournal.com]

I think what annoyed me the most was that he was looking in my car.

[jessieknits.livejournal.com]

awesome.

[valancystirling.livejournal.com]

I found more stuff to take to Salvation Army but now I'm thinking it just might sit here for a while. I wonder if Jake would get the same reaction if I sent him?