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Dearest Philip,

PLEASE DON'T PEE ON ME EVER AGAIN THANKS.

Your weary mother.
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Let's all pause for a moment and reflect on what it must be like to a four-year-old, who squeals with unabashed glee upon installing her very first roll of toilet paper.

Also, take a sec and reflect on what it must be like to be a two-year-old trapped in a hotel room, who enjoys many favorite pastimes including making frequent escapes from said room. The pile of weights Jake stacked in front of the door as a deterrent? Yeah, I have a hard time moving it to get in/out, but Philip? Yeah, just chased him down the hall.
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Me: Are you stinky?
Philip: Yeah
Me: Do you want a new diaper?
Philip: No
Me: Do you want to be stinky?
Philip: Yeah

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