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[valancystirling]

I just ate half my weight in steamed asparagus, and I wish I had more.

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[wireworkelf.livejournal.com]

Mmmm... asparagus is wonderful. And an excellent thing to eat when pregnant. I condone this plan of action.

[valancystirling.livejournal.com]

SO yummy. I'm trying to tell myself I don't need to go buy more right this second.

[bleppo.livejournal.com]

I hear asparagus, too. But hoo-wheeee does it make my pee stink.

[valancystirling.livejournal.com]

If I were a vegetable, I would not want to be asparagus, because that's what it makes everyone think of.

And why doesn't it work the other way? Eating roses does absolutely nothing for the peeing experience.

[bleppo.livejournal.com]

But it's not everyone who's pee stinks. Only those that carry the asparagene....

[ophelia427.livejournal.com]

That baby girl is gonna hate asparagus.

xoxox

[valancystirling.livejournal.com]

Probably so. My mom apparently ate tons of cantaloupe when she was pregnant with me, and I've hated it passionately my whole life. Like, won't go NEAR it. Funny how those things work...