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Topie is determiend to stay asleep. It's so cute when she first stirs in the morning, and I kiss her on the cheek and she smiles, but stays asleep. It's amazing how it's only taken a few weeks to get totally used to her being in bed with us. I don't think twice about it anymore. It's just the way it is.

I'm going to start another soaker today, but this one is going to be different. I haven't worked out the details, but I know generally where it's going.

And because it's so freaking hilarious, I have to post something that [livejournal.com profile] brightsoul posted:

It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in
show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
condsidered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he was still a crusty
old man and was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
his elderly dad, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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