valancystirling | But inside I'm just an N'Sync-loving little girl...

It's not everyday that I see two back to back posts on my friends page with messages to ME. It makes me feel...good? Nifty.

Many, many thanks to

spoothbrush for this incredibly amazing wonderful fabulous Eminem parody by SCOTT THOMPSON. I love him way too much. Have a listen. Dear Mr. I've-gotten-a-little-too-big-for-my-britches...

I've had knitting related math trauma tonight. I've been working on converting a very complicated (for me) fair isle pattern to fit Jake. I finally got it done, though my mind was wandering like you wouldn't believe. I kept mentally smacking myself to stay ON TASK. I feel almost proud of myself for figuring it out. Anyway, that's just the first step in the conversion. Next I'll have to go through every freaking bit of the pattern and make sure my numbers line up, and THEN I'll have to design two of my very own fair isle patterns for the end. This could be fun or scary, not sure. After all this, the actual knitting will be easy. And I'm not much for crazy colorwork, but seriously, nothing could be as hard as that fucking math.

Dinner's in the oven, just put it in the microwave.

I just drank a fifth of carrot juice, dare me to drive?

You know, like that song by the Bangles, Walk like an Egyptian? But, without the Egyptian part.

I LOVE THIS.