Jakie's Wisdom

[valancystirling]

On the Internet, when a girl says she's a little overweight, that means she is morbidly obese.

Comments

[kurtkwagner.livejournal.com]

I'd say it's the opposite.

[goregoregalore.livejournal.com]

My favorite is "this is an old picture of me, I've lost weight since then."

you know they would take a picture of their new and improved skinny body ASAP!

[valancystirling.livejournal.com]

TOTALLY. Or, You know the camera adds ten pounds...

hehe

[imagine77.livejournal.com]

But I -have- lost weight since my last round of pictures! I just hate being photographed *shrug* but then I never give people pictures of my anyhoo so its no big deal. I think my aim profile says I'm like 483 pounds or something. I thought it would cut down on random local perverts looking to meet up at 3am. Now they all just pop into my life to fight with me about whether or not I am 483 pounds. Can't win!

[fi.livejournal.com]

The thing is, if asked, pretty much every woman would say they're a little overweight...!

[liveshawn.livejournal.com]

That's clearly because every woman is morbidly obese!

[valancystirling.livejournal.com]

Clearly.